Originally Aired: May 21, 2012

Written by: David Shore, Eli Attie & Peter Blake
Directed by: David Shore

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Everybody Dies )

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Originally Aired: May 7, 2012

Written by: Kath Lingenfelter & David Hoselton
Directed by: Peter Weller

Transcribed by: MarionS


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( Post Mortem )

Originally Aired: April 30, 2012

Written by: John C. Kelley & Marqui Jackson
Directed by: Hugh Laurie

Transcribed by: Tammy (beckston)


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( The C-Word )

Originally Aired: April 23, 2012

Written by: Dustin Paddock
Directed by: Stefan Schwartz

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Body and Soul )

House MD - 8.17 We Need the Eggs
Originally Aired: April 16, 2012

Written by: Sarah Hess & Peter Blake
Directed by: David Straiton

Transcribed by: MarionS


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( We Need the Eggs )

Originally Aired: April 9, 2012

Written by: Jamie Conway & David Hoselton
Directed by: Miguel Sapochnik

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Gut Check )

Originally Aired: April 2, 2012

Written by: Danny Weiss and Seth Hoffman
Directed by: Julian Higgins

Transcribed by: Tammy (beckston)


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( Blowing the Whistle )

Originally Aired: March 19, 2012 (February 27, 2012 in Canada)

Written by: John C. Kelley
Directed by: Tim Southam

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Love is Blind )

Originally Aired: February 20, 2012

Written by: Liz Friedman & Sara Hess
Directed by: Colin Bucksey

Transcribed by: Jane (poeia)


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( Man of the House )